Taken from an anonymous LJ secret post. I kid you not.
"I am Bella Swan. I'm not a Mary-Sue, my emotions are real, my vampire family isn't lame, and none of them is pairing off with anyone but their lifemates. I am truly sorry that the woman who wrote down my story isn't as talented as you all would like her to be, but please dear god stop blaming
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